The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Miller throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
81%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.