The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.