The Hamstring Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Miller audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
80%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.