The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.