The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.