The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.