The Overthrow Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.