The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
72%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.