The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.