The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Skattebo gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
81%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skattebo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.