The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Ward
Cam Ward · TEN · QB
“Ward will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Ward's week
- Ward slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Ward will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
91%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ward's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Ward in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Ward is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Ward actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.