The Late Scratch Hex of Cameron Latu
Cameron Latu · NE · TE
“Latu is already "Questionable" with that back. The witch only has to push gently.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Latu's week
- Latu gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Latu will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
87%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Latu's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cameron Latu in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cameron Latu is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cameron Latu actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.