The Late Scratch Hex of Carlos Washington Jr.
Carlos Washington Jr. · MIA · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Washington Jr.'s stadium. Only over Washington Jr..” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Washington Jr.'s week
- Coach says Washington Jr. is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- The team goes up 21 early and Washington Jr. gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
89%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Washington Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carlos Washington Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carlos Washington Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carlos Washington Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.