The Inch-Short Hex of Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate · TEN · WR
“Tate is already "Questionable" with that shoulder. The witch only has to push gently.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Tate's week
- The QB looks at Tate exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Tate drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Tate's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carnell Tate in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carnell Tate is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carnell Tate actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.