The Pick-Six Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Beck: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.