The Phantom Flag Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Beck four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.