The Pick-Six Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Beck sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
86%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Beck, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.