The Overthrow Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Beck gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.