The Intentional Grounding Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Beck, the end zone is a rumor.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beck's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.