The Snap Count Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
Incantation
Eye of Colts, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.