The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Beck: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Beck gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
86%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Beck, Beck, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.