The Checkdown Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Beck will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
77%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.