The Sack Spiral Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- The play clock hits zero on Beck four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
73%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.