The Bad Snap Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Beck scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.