The Pick-Six Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Beck will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.