The Snap Count Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Every deep ball Beck throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- A mysterious flag erases Beck's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
79%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Packers fan
Incantation
Beck, Beck, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.