The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Beck's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.