The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Beck gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
92%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Beck, Beck, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.