The Overthrow Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Every deep ball Beck throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bears locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Beck, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.