The Pick-Six Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Beck: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Seahawks, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Brock Purdy
FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.