The Checkdown Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Garbage time arrives early for Beck: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
73%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beck drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.