The Overthrow Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Beck four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- A mysterious flag erases Beck's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Beck drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.