The Checkdown Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Beck will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Beck's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.