The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Beck gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.