The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Beck gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Beck, Beck, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.