The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Garbage time arrives early for Beck: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
82%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Beck, Beck, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.