The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Beck, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.