The Phantom Flag Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- A mysterious flag erases Beck's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Beck's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.