The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
84%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beck's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.