The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Beck's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.