The Intentional Grounding Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Beck gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
78%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Beck's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.