The Sack Spiral Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Beck's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.