The Late Scratch Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Beck will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Beck's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.