The Late Scratch Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Beck's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- The broadcast shows Beck on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.