The Checkdown Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Miami (FL)'s biggest rival.
- Beck gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Beck's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.