The Bad Snap Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Beck gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
73%POTENCY
-11.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Beck, Beck, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.