The Sack Spiral Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Beck's stadium. Only over Beck.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
92%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Beck drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.