The Sack Spiral Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Beck, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.