The Bad Snap Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Rookie Beck gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Beck will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
84%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cardinals down to grief,
Beck scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.