The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carson Beck
Carson Beck · ARI · QB
“Beck sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Beck's week
- Beck will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Beck gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
76%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Beck's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carson Beck in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carson Beck is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carson Beck actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.